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Scout Willis: Keeping America Safe

Jeff Downer  Scout Willis, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’s teenage daughter, recently was arrested in New York City for underage drinking after quaffing a Pakistani beer in a public place.

 

They brew beer in Pakistan?  For God’s sake don’t tell the Taliban!  They frown on alcohol.  As Americans we should be reaching out to Pakistani beer drinkers and breweries.

So why is NYC prosecuting Scout and making her post a bail bond?  They ought to instead give Scout a medal for opposing terrorism through conspicuous consumption..  Yippee-ki-yay mother….burrrp!

Thanks Scout.  You go girl.

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